Cheatin'

In Doug Hopkins' above ballad he assumes innocence from cheating on his wife/girlfriend because "she reminds me of you." While I think that is a hillarious excuse, I still don't condone cheating except in card games.

On another cheating note Manny Rameriz cheated our national pastime, his employer, and his fans in L.A. by trying to become a woman-I hope he's heard plenty of transgender jokes at his expense. He deserves it for his unpardonable crime of cheating at baseball by taking illegal substances (the woman hormone pills he took block other pills from being detected by drug tests). He was suspended 50 games by MLB (there are 162 games a year so it's not as bad as it sounds). He is now 5th in NL All-Star outfield voting. I call on you to spread the word and vote as many times as possible for your choice of any NL outfiedler below him in fan voting (my choice is Justin Upton). We must keep the cheater out of the All-Star game as it is a game for those with talent and those who actually play the game. It's not for cheating losers who sit on the bench because they got caught. Go to mlb.com and click on the banner that says: vote now. Vote early and vote often, voting ends July 2nd.