Friday, September 18, 2009
Hate (I really don't like you)
Craig Thompson has forever cemented his place on my hate list. For all you Direct-TV users out there please be advised that you will be unable to watch a top 10 college football team Saturday as result of his ignorance, greed, idiocy, dim-wittedness, and just plain stupidity. And most TV users in general will be unable to watch 3 top 25 teams all season. I suggest everyone do what my roommates and I did a few years ago to effect change in the 2004 AL championship series. Make a scarecrow (use wadded paper instead of straw if you must as we did), name it Craig, and hang him from the rafters. I lament that we did't burn Derek (Jeter of the NY Yankees), this year I will most certinly burn Craig-and I hope you do so as well. When talking about your project and pointing out your effigy, always use first name only-it further debases him. Craig, hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like you.
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I think the best part of Derek is we didn't take him apart for weeks, he just laid on our floor like yesterday's garbage. Which he is. Thanks for choosing money over fans Craig.
Allow me to comment if I may (oh, that is why they have this section? Perfect)
Derek was made for the awesome 2004 ALCS (there was no ALCS in 2003, it. just. didn't.happen.)
While I competely support you in your dislike for Hair Thompson, I think we need to also focus on the president of Versus. They had him on the radio last week, how he ever got any sort of job is beyond me, complete tool. I would like the interview here but I want to save you from the rage it would produce in you. Your welcome.
I am sad about the results from the game. I was in Utah at the time, and I could feel the bad vibes in the air.
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