You're the Best Around

So I realized this week that I'm kind of a loser. My roommate finally got us a shower curtain and a rod, and the first time I saw them I was so excited-giddy with anticipation. I hope you don't know how hard it is to take a shower with no curtain while keeping the floor and the toilet relatively dry, but let's just say it's been a struggle. So when you start getting excited over shower curtains, your coolness level plummets (good thing mine was so high to begin with). Of course (to bring up Halloween again) if you get excited about shower curtains because you bought one to follow in Ralph Macchio's footsteps then your coolness level sky rockets, and perhaps you too will become the best around. By the way, I recommend that costume if you don't have an idea already. A nice young man named Dan tells how he did it here.