Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Go to Hell
Some of you may remember the Hollywood favorite "God's Army," and it's signature song about how seemingly everyone (except the Mormons) are going to Hell. Well this week I was back knocking doors, instead of telling people they were going to Hell I got to tell them they were going to prison unless they filled out their census form. Just kidding, I never told anyone that, but I can because a fine and/or jail time is the punishment for refusing to fill out a census form. So if you have a problem with your census taker make sure you yell out the line, "then I'll see you in Hell!" if they try to force you to do anything you don't want to do. They'll smile a sad little smile as they realize you're right; prison, Hell, what's the difference?
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Is there solitary confinement in Hell?
The other day at work we played a game where we wrote down our personal theme song (and then other people had to guess who wrote it...my company is highly dysfunctional but that's another story...)
Anyway the song I wrote was "Highway to Hell."
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